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Is it possible to be both a firefighter and Arson investigator at the same time?
Im currently pursuing a career in Firefighting. I was wondering if i can get a degree and become an Arson Investigator, but still be a Volunteer firefighter. I want to be an Investigator but I NEED to fight fires and save lives or property. Is it possible to do both jobs?
Bryce’s Crash Course in Management
“If we lived in perfect world, there wouldn’t be a need for managers.
However, the reality is, we live in an imperfect world.”
- Bryce’s Law
INTRODUCTION
There is an old joke whereby a new manager had been hired by a company to
take over an operation. As the new manager was moving into his office he happened
to bump into his predecessor who was preparing to leave. The new manager asked
if there was any advice the former manager could offer on assuming his duties. The
former manager said he had written down advice for his successor and placed them
in three envelopes in the desk marked “1,” “2,” and “3″, and that they should only be
opened in the event of an emergency. The new manager laughed, shrugged it off,
and went about his business thinking nothing about the envelopes.
The manager’s reign started off fine but inevitably ran into a problem for which
he had no solution. Desperate, he happened to remember the three envelopes
and opened Number 1 which offered the following advice: “Blame
your predecessor.” The manager thought this was a clever way to get
himself off the hook and used it to good effect.
Time went by until the manager was faced with another seemingly impossible
hurdle. Not knowing what to do, he turned to envelope Number 2 containing
a note that read simply: “Reorganize.” The manager thought this
was a sound idea and set about reorganizing his operation. Organization
charts were redrawn, job descriptions modified, and new office furniture and
equipment obtained.
The reorganization overcame the manager’s problem but he eventually
ran into a crisis taxing his abilities as a manager. At a total loss as to
what to do, the manager turned in desperation to envelope Number 3 which
included a note that read, “Prepare three envelopes.”
Laugh as we might to this anecdote, there is a bit of truth in it. Too often
people rise above their level of competency to take on the job of
manager. Let me give you an example; in the Information Technology
field, the first job a college graduate typically assumes in this area is that of
a programmer. As time progresses and the programmer excels in his
duties, he is promoted to senior programmer, to analyst, to supervisor, then
to manager. In this particular scenario, the manager is still a programmer in
sheep’s clothing. The point is, people are too often given the title of
manager without any knowledge or skills in how to do their job. Companies
are quick to spend a lot on the latest technological gizmo, but little on
management.
Consequently, this is a guide for those of you aspiring to become a
manager or have recently been promoted to a management position
and are at a loss as to how to implement your duties. This is not
necessarily a guide for someone with a fast-track mentality and only
see your job as nothing more than a mere steppingstone on your career path. Then
again, maybe this is for you after all. If you prove yourself to be a productive
manager, new opportunities will present themselves to you. But make no
mistake, the lessons inculcated herein are not suited for someone with a
“quick and dirty” mindset but, rather, for someone conscientious about
their job.
ASSUMING RESPONSIBILITY
There is more to management than a fancy new job title, a new office,
and all of the other perks accompanying it. These trappings may be nice, but
they are not being given to you just because you are a nice fellow, you are
expected to earn them. More than anything, management is about
responsibility. Whereas the individual worker is only concerned about himself,
the manager is responsible to his superiors to implement policy and get a job
done, and; to his subordinates who depend on his judgment and abilities. If you
do not have the mental acuity to accept responsibility, then being a manager
is not for you. Its better you recognize this now before it is too late. As an
example, I have a friend who is an expert craftsman working for a
machine-tool company in Cincinnati. His skill and workmanship caught the
eye of senior management who promoted him to manager in the hopes he could
properly guide the junior workers. Unfortunately, becoming a manager was
unnerving to him. Now, instead of just worrying about producing a quality
product himself, he had to worry about the work of employees under him. This
was more than he could handle and he developed an ulcer. The stress was
simply too much for him and he asked to return to the ranks of the
workmen. To his credit, he understood his limitations. Unfortunately,
many do not and try to bluff their way through their career. Sometimes
they get caught, many times they do not.
KNOW THE BUSINESS
The first thing you should know as a manager is the business of your company
and where you fit in its scheme. Years ago, my father was hired by the
Quaker Oats Company in Chicago as MIS Director. During his first few weeks,
he took a crash course in how Quaker’s business worked. He saw everything
from the manufacturing of cereals and cookies to the production of dog food
(Ken-L Ration). By going through this indoctrination, he came away with an
understanding of how the business worked and who his department would have
to serve.
Too often managers and employees lose sight of the company’s purpose and
overall direction. If the company’s mission is forgotten or misunderstood, then
there is a tendency for areas in the company to work at odds with the rest of the
company. This, of course, is counterproductive. For example, I have seen far too
many people in Information Technology departments who honestly believe the
business of their company was programming and not the delivery of the products
or services offered by the company. In order to adequately serve the company,
it is essential a manager expand his horizon and take a more global look
at the business.
To properly understand a business, a manager should know:
The products and/or services offered by the company.
How the business is organized and who is responsible for what.
What the company’s current priorities are.
The company’s marketplace. This includes the types of customers
it serves, the competitors it does battle with, and the vendors/suppliers
it works with.
The operating policies of the company (e.g., Policy Manual).
The corporate culture in terms of expressed or implied acceptable
forms of behavior (social structure).
The Japanese refer to this broader perspective as thinking in “360 Degrees.” In
other words, in an age of specialization, it is wise to be aware of the total picture
of the business, thereby understanding the influential factors affecting you.
RUN YOUR DEPARTMENT LIKE A BUSINESS
Although the manager will have responsibility over only a portion of the business
(be it a division, department or a group) it is wise to think of your area as an
autonomous business. This is not to suggest developing a maverick attitude
in opposition to corporate objectives and culture, but for organizational purposes.
By assuming the role of a separate business entity, the manager is more inclined
to exercise good judgment, focus on the necessary work effort, consider risks,
and develop an entrepreneurial spirit.
Establishing your “business” begins with a thorough understanding of the
products and/or services your area is required to produce and the processes
needed to produce them. This will not necessarily be the same products and/or
services as commercially offered by the company, but rather components of
them. Regardless of their magnitude, think of them as the “finished goods”
your business is responsible for producing. From this viewpoint, we can begin
to measure production (your department’s own GNP).
Just as it is important to know the company’s business, it is important for
the manager to understand his department’s business in order to properly
operate within its scope. This includes:
Knowing the products and/or services to be produced by the department
along with the processes required to produce them.
Knowing your customers (to better serve them).
Knowing your vendors (to better serve you).
Knowing your lateral working relationships within the company so that
you understand your department’s alliances and how to work with them.
To establish your “business” you need three things:
Defined Infrastructure – as represented by a simple organization
chart and associated job descriptions.
Financial operating budget. In this regard, the ability to use spreadsheets
should be considered a prerequisite for the job of manager. Devising a
budget is relatively easy, adhering to it is another matter altogether.
Take stock of your human and machine resources so you
know the availability and capability of your resources. A
Skills Inventory is invaluable for cataloging resources, along
with their skills and proficiencies. It can also highlight weaknesses
requiring training or supplemental resources. Also, a Project
Management (PM) system is useful for studying resource
allocations and monitoring activities.
For additional information, see:
Number 15 – Creating a Skills Inventory – Mar 14, 2005
http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss050311.pdf
“PRIDE” Project Management
http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/pride/pm.htm
A Human Resources department can also offer assistance in this regards.
These three items (Infrastructure, Budget, and Inventory) are useful
for establishing the scope and boundary of the department, as well as the
parameters you will be operating under.
Finally, understand the owners of your business and its board of directors as
represented by your superiors and perhaps lateral relationships. By thinking
in terms of an autonomous business you will become more self-sufficient
and become more conscious of serving your customers.
YOUR THREE PRIME DUTIES
As manager you have three prime duties to perform: Provide Leadership,
Establish the proper work Environment, and Produce/Deliver your
products or services.
LEADERSHIP
As the field general for his department, the manager should be able to articulate
the objectives of his area, and the strategy for conquering them. In other words, he
has to have a vision and be able to effectively communicate it to his subordinates
in order to instill confidence and provide a sense of direction. People like to know
where they are going and appreciate some direction in their lives. As social creatures,
we take comfort in knowing we are working in a concerted manner towards common
objectives we deem important. As such, not only does a manager need a vision, he
must be able to convince his workers of its necessity. If the workers believe in
the manager’s vision and are confident in his ability to lead them, they will gladly
follow him.
Following this, the manager must be able to develop practical project plans
for the staff to follow (e.g., work breakdown structures and dependencies, and
priorities). These project plans should be explained to the staff along with their
rationale. By doing so, workers cannot claim they didn’t know the plan or what
their role was in it. Think of the game of football where plays are called for the
eleven players on the field; all are given assignments to perform towards a common
objective. If any one player doesn’t know the plan, in all likelihood he will make
a wrong move and cause the team to lose yardage. As my football coach was
fond of saying, “A team is as strong as its weakest player.” Planning requires
communications which ultimately leads to teamwork and harmony. To this
end, keep your project plans and calendars up-to-date and visible to everyone
in the department.
In any given area of a business you will find projects that are similar or repetitious
in nature. For example, processing an order, building a product, etc. All are based
on standard and accepted processes performed time and again. As such,
documenting standard methodologies for use as templates can materially assist in
expediting project planning. Further, consistent work effort leads to measurable
and uniform results, as well as providing a standard and consistent line of
communications between project personnel. The use of defined and reusable
methodologies is also encouraged by standards organizations, such as ISO-9000.
In order for the manager to instill a sense of confidence in the staff, he must not
only be able to demonstrate he knows what he is talking about, he must also express
a high level of moral conduct. The manager’s word should be considered his bond. If
he is caught in a lie, cheating, defrauding, back stabbing, or some other misconduct,
this will be noticed by the staff who will no longer trust him. A true manager is
a person of integrity.
Finally, beware of becoming a “reactionary” manager whereby you simply go
from one problem to another as they occur. Under this scenario, the manager is
not in control of his department’s destiny and has to dance to the tune of someone
else’s fiddle. Some reactionary management will inevitably be necessary, but
take control over your environment and practice more “proactive” management as
opposed to “reactive” management. Too often people are lulled into a reactive
mode of operation or as we refer to it, a “fire fighting mode” of operating. As a
manager, you are cautioned to beware of your chief firefighters, they are probably
your chief arsonists as well. Also remember the old adage, “If you don’t make the
decision, the decision will be made for you.” Control your destiny: take a proactive
approach to management.
ENVIRONMENT
The astute manager will appreciate the need for cultivating the proper work
environment. If a worker feels comfortable in his environment, he will feel
amenable to working and will take a more positive view of his job. But if a
“sweat shop” environment is provided, the worker will dread coming to work
and put forth minimal effort to accomplish his job.
There are two dimensions for creating a work environment: logical and physical. The
physical aspect is somewhat easier to explain and involves the facilities and equipment
used in the business, both of which impact morale and attitudes towards work. How
people behave in a clean and contemporary facility is noticeably different than those
working under dingy and antiquated conditions. Whereas the former supports a
professional attitude, the latter promotes a lackadaisical attitude. Basically, a clean
and contemporary work place is saying to the employees, “I care about you and am
willing to invest in you.” However, the economic reality may be you cannot
afford the latest “state-of-the-art” facilities or equipment. Nonetheless, you should make
an effort to keep your physical surroundings as clean and up-to-date as possible. As
an example, the military typically operates under a philosophy whereby you
either work on something, store it away, or dispose of it. This forces people to
be organized. There are those who would argue “a cluttered desk is the sign
of a brilliant mind.” Nothing could be further from the truth. A cluttered desk
represents laziness and disorganization. People, particularly customers, prefer
an orderly workplace. Think about it next time you go to a grocery store.
The point is, our physical surroundings affect our attitudes towards our work. For
example, I know of a print shop with a manager who insists on keeping it spotless. Their
paper products are packaged and shipped promptly, inventory is well stocked and
maintained, waste is disposed of immediately, and the machines are routinely cleaned
and kept in pristine form. Further, the printers are dressed in uniform jumpsuits to keep
ink and chemicals from soiling their clothes underneath. Contrast this with the typical
print shop that is often cluttered with debris and the machines are infrequently cleaned. The
printers of the “clean” shop have a much more positive and professional attitude regarding
their work than other printers working in “dirty” shops. Further, absenteeism is not
a problem in the “clean” shop and the printers are proud of the products they
produce. Basically, they see their workplace as an extension of their home and treat
it as such.
As a footnote, I asked the manager of the print shop why his printers kept the
facility so clean when others were so dirty. He jokingly confided in me, “They don’t
know any better.” In reality, the manager had set operating standards and routinely
inspected the premises to assure they were adhered to. Over time, it became a
natural part of the print shop’s culture and now he rarely has to inspect them. This,
of course, means discipline which leads us to the logical aspect of our work environment.
Whereas the physical aspects of the work environment are tangible and easy to
assimilate, the logical aspects are intangible and perhaps harder to manipulate
for it involves dealing with human perceptions, attitudes and emotions. Along these
lines, there are three considerations:
A. Corporate Culture
The corporate culture is expressed in terms of the accepted customs, morality,
and society of the institution.
Customs dictate the expected manner of conduct for the culture. It prescribes
the etiquette to be observed in dress, speech, courtesy and politics
(gamesmanship). Several companies, most notably IBM, have long
understood the power of customs. These norms are established to
project a particular image the company wishes to convey.
Morality is the basis for our values. It influences our judgment in terms
of what is ethical and what is not. Although uniform morality sounds
attractive to executives, it can be quite dangerous if unethical practices are
allowed to creep into the moral fiber of the company.
Society defines our interpersonal relationships. This
includes how we elect to govern and live our lives. Society
defines the class structure in an organization, from Chairman of
the Board to the hourly worker. It defines government, laws and
institutions which must be observed by its members.
A corporate policy manual is useful for explaining the official rules and
regulations of a business, but rarely will you find the corporate culture
expressed in print. Why? Because it changes with time as people
come and go from the organization. Typically, a new worker is taught
the corporate culture by either the manager, by other workers with more
tenure of service, or by personal observation. This brings up an important
point: Culture is learned. To illustrate, I know a baseball manager
who inherited a high school team with a long tradition of losing. To
overcome this problem, the coach had to break habits, change attitudes,
and impose new disciplines. By reshaping the culture of the team,
the coach eventually turned them into winners for several years. Even
after the coach retired, the team continued their winning ways because
the coach had succeeded in embedding the culture into the psyche
of the team. Concepts such as discipline, organization, workmanship,
and accountability are all derived from the corporate culture.
This brings up another point: changing the corporate culture is no
easy task. As creatures of habit, humans have a natural aversion to
change of any kind. Yet, in order for a manager to succeed he has
to be able to modify the corporate culture in his area to suit his needs. To
do so, the manager can either dictate the changes, have his subordinates
establish a new path, or a combination of both. Either way, it is necessary
to establish examples and set precedents, thereby establishing models for
others to assimilate. Understand this, if you do not teach the corporate
culture properly, the workers will learn it on their own.
Devising standards of conduct is the first step in instilling discipline
in your workers. This begins with standard and consistent terminology
in order to avoid a “Tower of Babel” effect during production. Once a
standard is established, enforce it. There is little point in enacting a
change if nobody is going to enforce it. To this end, the manager must
do more than inspect and enforce, he must lead by example. If the
manager is caught violating the norms of the corporate culture, it will
not go unnoticed by his subordinates who will in all likelihood assimilate
the indiscretion.
Finally, be wary of creating a subculture at odds with the overall
corporate culture. Senior management will allow some leeway in
your department’s behavior as long as it doesn’t seriously conflict
with corporate standards.
For more information on corporate culture, see:
No. 28 – “Understanding Corporate Culture” – June 13, 2005
http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss050613.pdf
B. Management Style
In my last bulletin, I described the three theories of management,
X, Y, Z, each having a different philosophical basis than the others. See:
No. 50 – “How Do We Manage?” – November 14, 2005
http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss051114.pdf
It now becomes necessary to determine your own personal style of
management, for example:
Will you take a dictatorial approach and try to “micromanage”
everything or will you allow group participation in the decision
making process?
Will you provide for additional training to cultivate the staff or
will this be left to their own discretion?
How much personal responsibility will you allow your workers to
assume, a little, a lot, or nothing at all?
How much discipline and organization do you require?
As mentioned in the “How Do We Manage?” article, managers will
use different elements of Theories X, Y and Z to suit their needs. It
is all ultimately based on the manager’s perceptions of the workers
in terms of their intelligence level, motivation, and attitudes towards
work. This is why it is important the manager studies and understands
his employees. If he is in tune with his workers, he will devise a suitable
management style that both the manager and the workers can
accept. Ultimately, the manager is seeking a uniform and consistent
management style that is fair and won’t show favoritism, thereby
affecting morale.
Keep in mind, management is most definitely NOT a democracy, it is a dictatorship,
be it autocratic or benevolent. How much freedom the workers are allowed
is based on what the manager allows.
But the manager should never be afraid to push the staff to
excel to a new level and affect his department’s culture (as seen
in the baseball manager example). Being a manager means that
you are not in the popularity business. Do not be afraid to exercise
your authority if the need arises. Your decisions will not always be
popular with the staff. Regardless, you have a job to do.
Understand this, in many situations people prefer to be told what to
do and will willingly go along with the manager’s orders if they believe
it to be for their own good. But beware of becoming overbearing and
stifling the freedom and creativity of your workers. Get them to work for
you as opposed to against you.
In order to promote morale, the manager should not only be fair and effective
in implementing change, he should be the primary cheerleader. If the
manager loses his faith in his department’s ability to perform, his workers
will lose faith in his ability to lead them.
As for me, I tend to believe what President Ronald Reagan said,
“Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority,
and don’t interfere as long as the policy you’ve decided upon is being carried out.”
I am very much a believer in empowering people as opposed to
trying to micromanage everyone. However, sometimes it is necessary to
micromanage the activities of others in order to obtain the precise results
you want when you want them, but realize this may result in having an
adverse affect on your staff. Its like saying, “Look, you’re not smart enough
to do this, so I will direct your activity.” As the old saying goes, “If something
is urgent, do it yourself. If you have time, delegate it. If you have forever,
form a committee.” The manager should be smart enough to stay a couple
of steps ahead of the staff and constantly review project plans so that
micromanagement is not necessary.
To assist in empowering people, I believe a manager should manage
bottom-up, as opposed to just top-down. Under this philosophy, the
manager assigns project plans and authority to perform work
(top-down) and the staff should participate in the project estimating
process and work according to their assignments (bottom-up). This is why
in “PRIDE” Project Management we do not make use of the concept
of “man hours,” but rather, “Direct Time” and “Indirect Time.” Direct
Time represents the time necessary to perform the necessary assignments
and is managed by the individual worker. Indirect Time represents
interferences or distractions from performing the work and is the
responsibility of the manager to control. For example, meetings,
training, reviewing periodicals, and breaks may fall under the
category of Indirect Time. If a worker is behind schedule on an
assignment, the manager may opt to minimize the distractions so
the worker can tend to their work. The ratio of Direct Time to
Indirect Time is referred to as “Effectiveness Rate.”
Effectiveness Rate = (Direct Time + Indirect Time) / 100
In most office work, employees are typically 70% effective, meaning
in an eight hour day they perform approximately five hours of direct
work. Effectiveness Rate should not be construed as an efficiency
rating. For example, a worker can have a high effectiveness rate
yet be your worst worker; it just means he knows how to manage his
time. Further, a worker could have a low effectiveness rate, yet be
your most productive worker. The concept of effectiveness rate is
useful for computing project schedules, but more importantly, it represents
worker empowerment. Again, the worker is responsible for their Direct Time,
and the manager is responsible for Indirect Time. For more information
on this subject, see:
No. 09 – “Managing from the Bottom-Up” – Jan 31, 2005
http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss050131.pdf
The manager’s ultimate goal is to promote teamwork. Sure, you
will have individuals who can perform miracles, but they must either
become an intricate member of the team or get out. Remember,
teamwork can accomplish far more than individual effort.
C. Continuous Improvement
The manager should be intimate with all aspects of production in
his area. Further, he should be constantly looking for new and
imaginative ways for improving it. Before doing so, the manager
should understand this fundamental concept of productivity:
Productivity = Effectiveness X Efficiency
Too often people fallaciously equate productivity with efficiency.
This is simply not true. Efficiency simply represents how fast we
can perform a given task. For example, an industrial robot on an
assembly line can perform a task such as welding very precisely and
quickly. But if the weld is being performed at the wrong time or
wrong place, then it is counterproductive, regardless of how efficiently
it performs the task. Effectiveness, on the other hands, is concerned
with the necessity of the task itself or as we like to say, “Do the right
things.” Under this scenario, the manager should consider effectiveness
first, and efficiency second. Undoubtedly, the manager will meet
salesmen who will offer products promising improvements in
efficiency. But if they cannot meld into your operations effectively,
it will be counterproductive. By being conscious of both effectiveness
and efficiency, the manager can avoid the “Rearranging the Deck Chairs
on the Titanic” phenomenon whereby people work on the wrong
things at the wrong time.
The latest gizmo may be technologically enticing, but the manager
should be looking for pragmatic cost-effective solutions to adapt to his
environment. Consider this, even if you purchase the latest technological
marvel, will your people be sophisticated enough to use it? Further,
the new technology may require the development of a dependency on
a new vendor. To me, the simple solutions are the best. Be practical
and be wary of developing a “Keeping up with the Jones’” mentality. After
all, the Jones’ may be in more trouble than you are.
Whether the implementation of change is large or small, recognize
that people will resist it until it becomes a natural part of the corporate
culture. As creatures of habit, humans have a natural aversion to
change, even if it is for their own good. But if the manager is convinced
of the necessity of the change, he must persist in its implementation. Dealing
with change is a difficult challenge for the manager and the subject
of another article:
No. 24 – “Why We Resist Change” – May 16, 2005
http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss050516.pdf
If there is anything constant in life, it is change. Both the manager and
his workers should understand this; it is a natural part of our lives. Don’t
fight it, adapt to it. But understand this, change simply for the sake of
change is ridiculous. There should always be a significant reason for
the implementation of change.
Understanding that change is an inherent part of life, the manager should
consider the need for ongoing training of his workers to enhance their
skills. Again, a Skills Inventory can assist in monitoring the staff’s
abilities and devising suitable training programs to suit your department’s
needs. Also encourage your staff to participate in trade groups and
subscribe to trade related publications to stay abreast of developments
and sharpen their skills.
The bottom-line on Environment: As manager, you want to create a workplace
people want to come to and think of as their home away from home; a place
they are proud of, loyal to, and take pride in workmanship. As noted British
economic historian Arnold Toynbee said, “The supreme accomplishment is
to blur the line between work and play.”
PRODUCE/DELIVER
Equal to Leadership and creating the proper Environment, is the manager’s duty
of being able to Produce the products or services he is charged to deliver. Even
if you have the best plans and environment, if you fail to deliver your products
or services, you have failed as a manager. To illustrate, one of President Lincoln’s
first commanders of the Army of the Potomac during the American Civil War was
General George B. McClellan, an extraordinary engineer and organizer, but a
complete failure at execution. If you are convinced of a specific course of action,
do not procrastinate, act. An opportunity rarely presents itself twice.
Producing includes delivering quality goods on-time, on-schedule, and within
budget. Consequently, it is wise to establish a production control function within
your area; someone charged with monitoring activities and expediting problems
that might arise. This can take many forms depending on the size of your department
and available resources, be it a sharp secretary, a perceptive foreman or
supervisor, or a staff of people to oversee production. Here, tools like Project
Management (PM) systems and work measurement tools provide great
assistance in this regard. PM is used for reporting time, costs, and monitoring
schedules. Work measurement tools analyze trends and performance, be it
words typed per minute, number of keystrokes, compilations, machine cycles,
or time performing a given task versus mistakes or errors made. Not only are
such tools invaluable for troubleshooting production schedules but are also
useful for spotting inefficiencies in need of improvement.
In terms of delivering a quality product/service, the manager should understand
the relationship of quality to the time necessary to produce the goods.
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The faster the product is produced, the more likely it will contain defects in
workmanship; conversely, the more time allowed in production, the greater the
chances for producing a high-quality product. Although everyone stresses the need
for quality, the reality is the manager must be able to balance development time
against defects in workmanship and that a suitable development time needs to
be devised to match the level of quality desired. This also means the level
of precision in production is proportional to the level of quality desired, all of
which will greatly influence a manager’s style of management. For example,
in a high pressure situation, the manager may exercise more supervision and a
little friendly bullying in order to get the job done. Under less pressure, the manager
will allow more worker freedom and participation in developing decisions.
Finally, the manager should keep an eye on the bottom-line and be smart
enough to know when he has hit a wall and know when to ask for help.
But please do not be driven by just numbers; consider risk as well as
opportunity. For additional info, see:
No. 48 – “The First Thing We Do, Let’s Kill all the Bean Counters” – Oct 31, 2005
http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss051031.pdf
THE MANAGER’S PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT
As indicated in the introduction, people often inherit the job of manager
with little training or background. Since management primarily deals
with people, a manager should possess good interpersonal relations/communications
skills, including:
Public speaking
Persuasion & salesmanship
Rhetorical thought
Interviewing
Negotiating
Debate
Listening
Reasoning
Patience
Counseling
Team building & coaching
Writing skills (for such things as memos, proposals, and business letters)
Basic math (for calculating cost/benefit analysis and return on investments)
You should never lose sight of the fact that you work for, with, and get things
done through people.
Other than this, the manager should understand:
A. How to hire/fire people as well as how to do a performance appraisal.
Corporate policy manuals will undoubtedly have standards to be observed in
this regards. Nonetheless, be fair and objective. I always thought the best training
for learning honesty and fairness is by spending time as an umpire or referee in
sports. My years as a Little League umpire taught me a lot and allowed be to sleep
well at night. Even if you despise a person, do not stoop to their level; be fair and
impartial, the world will think better of you. Also, be smart enough admit when
you have made a mistake and remedy the situation.
When evaluating a worker’s job performance, be wary of the Peter Principle
whereby a person has been elevated to their level of incompetence. Keeping
people at such a level is a disservice not only to the company, but to the worker
as well. When a person has risen above their level of competency, it will become
obvious to others and may affect morale. Consequently, the manager’s ability
to be fair and equitable will begin to be questioned by the workers. Standard and
routine performance appraisals should help overcome this problem. But if they
are infrequently performed or done in an inconsistent manner, the Peter Principle
will inevitably kick in. However, if you, as manager, believe the person is worth
salvaging, work with the person and get him back on track.
For additional information on firing people, see:
No. 33 – “Firing Employees isn’t for Sissies” – July 18, 2005
http://www.phmainstreet.com/mba/ss050718.pdf
B. How to deal with corporate politics.
As social animals living in a competitive society, politics is a fact of life,
be it on a grand scale or a minor request for your consideration. Don’t
ignore it, address it. In Western culture, it is customary for people
to dig and scratch their way to the top, be it by merit or by politics
(predominantly the latter). In the Eastern culture, primarily Japan,
a class of workers are put on the same career path for ten years,
after which their performance is evaluated and rewarded accordingly. This
system promotes merit over politics. Interestingly, whereas the
Western system promotes individual achievement, the Eastern system
promotes teamwork. The corporate culture has a lot to do with
this. Regardless, office politics is a fact of life in all societies.
As a manager, it is wise to identify the various fiefdoms of the company,
who the Kings are, how their subcultures operate, and the general pecking
order. Learn to keep your distance, operate within your own realm and do
not try to usurp the authority of another thereby creating an enemy. Stay
focused on your own territory. When dealing with the other fiefdoms, a little
diplomacy can go a long way. Understand this, what people should do
logically is not necessarily what they will do emotionally. A person skilled
in tact and proper etiquette will survive a lot longer in the corporate
world than someone who does not. Your intention should be to develop
allies as opposed to enemies who will stab you in the back at an
opportune moment.
All corporate politics are based on human ego and the higher you
go up in the organization, the bigger the egos will inevitably be. People
will fight you over a variety of things, be it simple competition and
domination, jealousy, sheer spite, or because they simply don’t like how
you look today or something you said. This is where being “politically
correct” comes in handy. Understand corporate politics, but do not let it
consume your time or distract you from your mission.
If corporate politics turn ugly or vicious, be prepared to either turn the
other cheek or be prepared to fight back. Both are useful. Turning
the other cheek may win the admiration of your staff by not stooping
to the level of your opponent, but some may also see it as a sign of weakness
in your character. Fighting an issue will tell them you are a principled
man who is not afraid to stand up to adversity, but it also may say to
them you are a hothead. If you need direction, seek the advice of your
superiors or contemporaries and discuss the problem. Sometimes the
best solution is to sit down with your opponent and offer your hand in
peace. Even if this fails, your superiors and subordinates will know
you at least extended the olive branch and will not blame you for any
other action you might take.
Create a spirit of cooperation as opposed to competition. As noted quality
expert W. Edwards Deming liked to say, “Create Win-Win situations.” Instead
of a Win-Lose situation, where one party wins at the expense of another party’s
loss, why not establish partnering programs whereby both parties win? I remember
how Deming used to like to talk about “Nylon” which represented a successful
joint venture between two parties, one in New York (NY) and one in London
(LON). Remember, the only good business relationship is one where both parties
benefit. To this end, forge alliances within your company and support an
“Open Door” policy, not only to the workers of your department, but to
the rest of the company as well. Keep the lines of communications open.
Finally, be on the lookout for gossip pertaining to your department and
be prepared to do a little rumor control. Gossip and rumors can spread
like wildfire in your department and can have an adverse affect on morale To
nip it, you should have a standard and consistent line of communication with
your subordinates as well as lateral relationships. For example, daily/weekly
e-mails or memos discussing plans and developments in the department. If
your people are well informed, they will be less likely to fall prey to gossip.
C. Is image everything?
To a lot of people in Western society, image is much more important than
producing results. For example, I have a friend who serves as a
Systems Manager in New England who had an important project
requiring supplemental help in programming. Consequently, he began to
recruit programmers by offering very competitive salaries and generous
benefits packages. Interestingly, he had one applicant turn my friend down
simply because the applicant wanted the title of “Software Engineer” as
opposed to a mere “Programmer.”
Image is nice but lacks credibility if you cannot produce. Our job titles,
form of dress and physical appearance, speech, mannerisms, and political
moxie all affect human perceptions. Yes, image is important but do not
rely on it entirely. You must be able to back it up.
As manager, dress appropriately; dress for success. Create the proper
image you want your staff to emulate. But don’t put on false airs that
can be easily seen through by your workers. Otherwise, your credibility
will be shot.
Lead by example. Never ask someone to do something you aren’t prepared
to do yourself. And always remember to speak the right word at the
right time. As Benjamin Franklin said, “Remember not only to say the right
thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong
thing at the tempting moment.”
LESSONS LEARNED
The following is a summary of the lessons inculcated herein:
Management = Responsibility
Know the business. Think in terms of “360 Degrees.”
Run your department like a business.
As manager you have three prime duties to perform: Provide Leadership,
Establish the proper working Environment, and Produce/Deliver your
products or services.
The manager’s word should be considered his bond.
A true manager is a person of integrity.
Beware of your chief firefighters, they are probably your chief arsonists as well.
Control your destiny. Be proactive as opposed to reactive.
Our physical surroundings affect our attitudes towards our work.
Culture is learned.
Insist on standard terminology; thereby avoiding a “Tower of Babel” effect.
Once a standard is established, enforce it. There is little point in enacting a
change if nobody is going to enforce it.
Changing the corporate culture is no easy task.
Be wary of creating a subculture at odds with the overall corporate culture.
The manager should be smart enough to stay a couple of steps ahead of the
staff and constantly revising project plans so that micromanagement is not necessary.
Management is most definitely NOT a democracy, it is a dictatorship,
be it autocratic or benevolent. How much freedom the workers are allowed
is based on what the manager allows.
Being a manager means that you are not in the popularity business.
Manage from the bottom-up, not just top-down. Empower people and hold them
accountable for their actions.
Effectiveness Rate = (Direct Time + Indirect Time) / 100
The worker is responsible for managing their Direct Time, and the manager is
responsible for controlling Indirect Time.
Teamwork can accomplish far more than individual effort.
Productivity = Effectiveness X Efficiency
If there is anything constant in life, it is change.
Whether the implementation of change is large or small, recognize
that people will resist it until it becomes a natural part of the corporate
culture. As creatures of habit, humans have a natural aversion to
change, even if it is for their own good.
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Even if you have the best plans and environment, if you fail to deliver your products
or services, you have failed as a manager.
If you are convinced of a specific course of action, do not procrastinate, act.
An opportunity rarely presents itself twice.
You should never lose sight of the fact that you work for, with, and get things
done through people.
Keeping people at a level of incompetence is a disservice not only to the company,
but to the worker as well.
If corporate politics turn ugly or viscous, be prepared to either turn the
other cheek or be prepared to fight back.
The only good business relationship is where both parties benefit.
Keep the lines of communications open.
Create “Win-Win” situations.
Image is nice but lacks credibility if you cannot produce.
CONCLUSION
The lessons listed above are based on 30 years of practice and observations
in hundreds of commercial and nonprofit enterprises around the world. They
are commonsense approaches that are universally applicable and transcend
company type.
There is more to management than saying, “Lead, follow, or get the hell out
of the way.” It is a people-oriented function requiring someone intimate
with the business of the enterprise and well versed in interpersonal
communications/relations. Someone who knows how to get what he
wants through people. Regardless of the management tools of the day, they
do not make the decisions, the human-being does. I encourage people to
use suitable management tools, but more importantly, I encourage them to
develop their people skills first. Consequently, a manager is one part visionary,
one part coach, and one part politician.
The ultimate measurement of a manager’s abilities is whether the department
can function successfully in his absence. By creating a well oiled machine,
the manager’s goal is to do himself out of a job and leave the department
better off than when he first took charge.
The business schools do not teach these lessons. I’m just filling in the
gaps. Hopefully these lessons will serve you well as manager. If not, you
can always prepare three envelopes.
Tim Bryce is the Managing Director of M. Bryce & Associates (MBA)
of Palm Harbor, Florida and has 30 years of experience in the field.
He is available for training and consulting on an international basis.
He can be contacted at: timb001@phmainstreet.com
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A question for women…..?
As many who spend any time in this forum know, there is a young Egyptian girl who wishes (very badly) to join the military. Unfortunately, this may never be a reality for her. As an American women, there is very little I have been unable to do in my life if I had the desire to do it. For example, in high school I was in the Naval Reserves. I also was an amateur radio operator, a volunteer firefighter and a part time police officer. Untill now I have taken it all for granted. If there was anything or any job I wanted, nothing would stand in my way. But now, looking at other women in the world I realize I had it good.
So women – tell me – what is it you would like the chance to do but your culture or some other thing stands in the way. Do you ever get tired of being treated like a delicate helpless creature? Studies have proven that women are actually smarter than men in certain areas. Women’s physical reflexes are sharper then men’s.
REIKOMINDER: I did not forget about culture. I asked women to tell me what they would like to do if they were not being held back by culture.
See what I mean girls? The men did not even understand the question!!!
Comedian Tells What It’s Like to Perform in a War Zone
Comedian Don Barnhart tells what it takes to make the soldiers laugh in a dangerous setting like a war zone.
My name is Don Barnhart and I am a professional stand up comedian. What do I mean by ‘professional’? Well, what I mean is that I have been fortunate enough to make a comfortable living travelling the world making people laugh which should answer the follow up question that yes, I actually am very funny. I’ve been on a few TV shows and appeared in some movies. If you’re a rabid fan of comedy, you might recognize me as I tour over 250 days a year but I’m not quite up there in the celebrity status the likes of Jim Carrey, Robin Williams or Jerry Seinfeld but I’m right behind them.
Since 1992, I have also tried to spend several weeks a year entertaining the military troops stationed overseas. I’ve done this during peacetime and during times of war and everywhere I go people ask what it’s like to perform in a dangerous setting like Afghanistan or Iraq so here is my story.
First and foremost, I consider it an honour and privilege to be asked to come over and entertain the troops. As I said before, I’m extremely fortunate to able to make a living doing what I love and I feel we all have an obligation as an American citizen to support our troops in the best way we know how even if you object to the war itself.
The reason I started doing ‘my part’ is that it’s part of my work-release program and I only have 30 more hours of community service then I’m done! (Just kidding, that was a joke.) Seriously, the men and women in the military defend America and all of her Freedoms and I’m able to make a great living using those Freedoms. I also feel it’s important to support the troops in any way you know how. If I knew how to bake cookies, I would do that and send over a care package but I’m much better at telling jokes so I go there and entertain, shake hands and thank the men and women who serve our country. It’s both emotionally and physically tough but there is such an immense sense of pride I feel when I get to do my part and be part of the team. But honestly, I kinda feel like I’m the least significant person out there. I kinda feel like the water boy on the super bowl team.
The whole reason I started doing military shows goes back to mid, 1992. I went through a bitter divorce after I found out my wife was ‘dating again’. (A joke but not really a joke) I took off to Europe to find myself (actually to get as far away as possible from everyone I knew or that knew me and my ‘situation’). Anyway, while I was doing shows throughout Sweden I found myself sitting in a cold, dark and gloomy smoke filled café feeling sorry for myself and I looked out the window and noticed a sign for the USO. I finished my cappuccino and trudged across the snow-lined street and went in. I starting asking if they would be interested in a comedy show as I had a whole lot of free time and nothing to do so they gave me the main info and I sent in my demo and next thing I know, I’m on a plane heading to war torn Bosnia with the Gin Blossoms and 49 Cheerleaders.
Each show is different and it really depends on who’s booking it and for the bigger shows with celebrities and bands they need a lot of lead-time. For them, it’s a much bigger production and the logistics are a nightmare as they have sound equipment, staff, costumes, gear and who knows what else. For one celebrity, the tour never manifested, as she wanted a four-star hotel and limo for her Afghanistan concert. She didn’t get it. We’re there on a military base in the middle of a war and not on the beach on the French Rivera. Anyway, she went in to rehab the following month so she never did make the tour.
For groups like Comics On Duty who specialize in just comedy shows, it’s much easier and we can be prepared to go at the drop of a hat but on the average a few months lead time is the best. With comedy, it’s much easier to change venues, add shows and adjust to the constantly changing conditions on the ground. When it is just comedians, we try to add shows whenever we can on a tour and we try and get out to the troops that really need it the most. We’ve added shows in hangers with no sound gear, on flight decks, flat beds, in front of a land-mine field. It all pretty non-glamorous.
Performing for the troops is different than performing at a regular comedy club in the states and once you’ve done a few tours, you are bonded with the soldiers and there truly is certain sense of camaraderie and understanding. Underlying the shows is an awareness that at any second, we might have to scramble and be caught in a firefight. We might have to run for cover or return fire. So even though I’m in the middle of a joke, my senses are on full alert. Once when I was in the middle of show I heard a huge explosion just outside and I dropped to the floor for cover and the crowd roared with laughter, as this was a ‘normal’ sound to them. I just about wet my pants but I was now part of the team. I’m there to get laughs whether it’s something I say or something I did, I’m there to entertain. I don’t flinch as much but I’m still fully aware to all the external sounds and surroundings when I’m performing over there.
The reason we come over is to entertain and show our support and to let them know how much we care about them and the job they are doing…how much we respect them and I think they have a certain respect for us coming over there. We’re all in it together as we eat the same food and have to deal with the same amenities. If there’s no hot water, then there is no hot water for everybody and sometimes it’s MREs (Meals Ready To Eat) for weeks at a time.
The troops are so accommodating to us and go out of their way to make us feel at home. We were doing shows in the Persian Gulf and getting choppered from ship to ship and a really bad storm came up and they were going to cancel a show because if we flew in, we would have to overnight on the ship but there was no place to put us up and the guys on the ship offered to give us there cots and they would sleep on the floor just so their ship wouldn’t miss getting some entertainment.
The real difference between a so-called ‘regular’ audience and performing for the troops is that by far, the troops are the best audiences ever. There really is no comparison. These men and women are putting their lives on the line each and every day and they don’t have time to laugh if it isn’t funny. They’re honest in what they like and don’t like and that makes you a sharper comic. In the states, people can go out on a date have dinner and a few drinks and if you don’t like the show, you can always leave and go do something else. When you’re entertaining the troops, the show may be the only new thing they get for months at a time so you have to bring your ‘A’ game and be on top of it. That’s why it so important to bring the best headlining comics and not a bunch of amateurs over here. To give the troops an inferior product really makes my blood boil. There are several agencies that are booking comedy shows, pocketing the money then sending really unprofessional and amateur shows over here. That’s why I started booking my own shows and tours. The comics I use are all headlining comics that you’ll see at the top comedy clubs in the nation and on TV. You won’t see them at an open mic night. You also have to be a headlining act to do well over here as you might have to switch up your act based on the logics and sensitivities of what’s going on that day…or you might have to follow a celebrity act Kid Rock or Tim Allen. After doing so many tours, I also created and host a new TV show called, The Freedom of Speech Comedy Series featuring all the great comics that have come over to do military shows. It’s ironic; when you say Freedom of Speech everything automatically thinks it’s a dirty show. Freedom of Speech also means the freedom of thought and the concept of the show is that we let the comics loose to do whatever they want. Some might be a bit dirty, some political but the goal is it has to be funny. The website for the show is www.thechucklehut.com
At first, I really didn’t understand the direct and positive impact doing shows for the troops had on their morale. It’s the greatest feeling after a show when everyone is coming up to thank us for entertaining them. We are there doing our shows to show our gratitude to them! At the end of one show, the colonel brought all the comics up on stage to present us with a certificate of appreciation and their coin and all the men and women stood up and saluted us in thanks. It literally brought all four comics to tears. We couldn’t believe how grateful these young men and women were to us for coming over while we were there to show our thanks to them. It’s why I keep doing these tours over and over again.
The comedy shows are something to talk about, it breaks up the routine and monotony and laughter truly is the best medicine. Remember, some of these men and women over here haven’t been home in a long time and we’re the closest things to being home as we do get to leave. I truly feel that these men and women are my family and my job is to make them laugh and forget their troubles, sorrows and hardships for a little while. I’ve seen the toughest looking soldier laugh so hard he had tears rolling down his checks and after the show, everyone said that guy never even smiles. He came up after the show and gave me a bear hug that almost broke my rib cage but it was great to see him laughing.
Let’s face it. It’s not always easy being away from your family and friends in a war zone. We all know the dangers and possibilities. It’s sort of an unspoken truth but it also creates and underlying tension and some people have a hard time dealing with it. On one recent tour, we had a chaplain travel with us and he sat in the front row every show. It was a bit unsettling at first but then he explained that if the soldiers could see him laughing at even some of the questionable material that maybe he was approachable to their needs and problems and that he was just a regular guy. It was great because we included him in the show and pointed him out, teased him a bit but letting everyone know him by face. Sure enough, several days after I got back I received a letter from him telling us what a difference it made and that it really opened up a dialogue of communication for him and some of the soldiers. We’re all a part of the same team.
You might think it’s difficult to get laughter from soldiers that are face with war, destruction and horrific conditions but it’s not. As long as you’re funny! Comedy has always been a pressure relief valve and it lets the tension out before you snap. The more uncomfortable the situation, the more tension there is and the more you need to release that tension before something breaks. We’ve all been in those really high-pressure situations. Even as a child when your parents told you to go to bed and keep quite or you’ll be in trouble and then you can’t contain your own laughter. Or on your wedding day when you’re about to take your vows and then start crackin’ up. My wife and I both started giggling but that also brought us closer together. As for entertaining the troops, there is no room for mediocre comics at this point. It is a tense situation and I’ve seen really bad comics loose the crowd. This is why you have to be so picky when putting a show together. We’re grunting it out just like the troops so you can’t have any prima-dona entertainers running around crying because they couldn’t get their eight hours of sleep and mid-day brunch.
Being funny in an environment that represents the ravages of destruction can be a bit intimidating at first. I was planning on wearing Depends the first time I came over. Seriously though, at first it’s truly rattling and unsettling but the soldiers go so far out of their way to make you feel at home and after a short while it’s time to ‘step up’. If they can be here and live under these difficult conditions, then so can I. Although, it’s not for everybody. It takes a strong person to be here both as a soldier and a comedian. There is a lot of pressure but that’s why it’s so important to be the best at what you do. It’s pretty nerve racking to hear explosions going off when your trying to deliver your punchline or have sirens whaling and planes taking off but you sort of get used to it. It sure makes going back to the states and auditioning for some big agent a lot easier. The last audition I had, they commented that I seemed so relaxed and unlike all the other actors. I told them I just got back from Afghanistan where mortars were going off and there was a missile attack during the middle of my show…and no, they weren’t shooting at me because of my act. (laughing)
For the most part, there really isn’t any way to research the idiosyncrasies associated with doing shows in ‘the field’. It’s sort of a trial by fire and it’s hard to explain it to a new comic, as you really just have to do it to understand. You just immerse yourself into it and figure it out. The variables are always changing and the only thing you can count on is something is always changing so you have to really be able to roll with it. Sometimes there’s no sound gear or lights, sometimes the audience is standing in 120 degree heat with the sun in their eyes and they can’t even see you, sometimes you’re wearing your flac jacket and helmet, sometimes you doing a show in a tent for 6 guys that look like they haven’t seen a shower or razor or fresh meat in months…it’s just really such a unique experience that you have to see it for yourself. Every tour that I’ve done there is always something memorable. Even the comics that have toured overseas have a bond with each other. Oh, you’ve been to Afghanistan or Iraq, UAE, Dubai or Saudi? There is a certain amount of respect we give each other for doing these tours as well. At the end of the day, we’re just a bunch of goofballs who are fortunate to make a living telling jokes but there is a respect among those of us who choose to do these shows.
It’s important to be able to edit on the fly and tailor your act to fit your surroundings. The military are not allowed to discuss certain topics and it’s important to know how far you can take a joke. We’ve done shows all around the world and each location is different. The irony here is that America is based on Freedom but with Freedom comes a huge amount of responsibility. You can talk about anything you want but if you cross the line, you will certainly lose the crowd so you better know what you’re doing. With this in mind, we have to take in consideration that we are invited guests in many countries that are very different than what we are used to and it’s important to remember that as a guest, we need to respect the cultural differences and traditions of our host nations.
It’s also important to be very aware of what conflicts are going on within the soldier’s lives as well. Almost any topic is open but with anything tragic, a certain amount of time must pass to be able to ‘find the funny’ in something. If something has just happened, it’s probably not wise to try and joke about it until some time has passed. It might be too raw. Often times we get local dignitaries coming to the shows to see what comedy really is. I think that’s great because so many people are not allowed to speak up and be critical of their government where in America you can talk about our political leaders and make fun of them. However, if it’s not funny, yikes! The crowd will turn on you. My rule is, as a guest, you don’t go to someone’s home and start breaking dishes and kicking their pets and the same is true with comedy. Know your crowd and be respectful while still pushing the boundaries.
Most of my topics are about my everyday life and I bring a lot of my military tour’s experiences into the show, as there’s a common bond. You also have to read the crowd. Are they young or old, are they the dignitaries or higher ups and you have to call your show as it’s going on. I’m constantly editing in my head. Did this joke work? If it did, I’ll go to this bit or if it didn’t I’ll switch it up. That’s where an amateur will get into trouble as he/she only has a small amount of material and they’re going to do it whether the crowd likes it or not. That’s why it’s so important to get rid of these smaller agencies that are sending what I like to call comedy rejects over here. They get a contract and then pay some lame ass comic that can’t get work in the states a few bucks and the agent pockets the rest. It’s comedic profiteering and it really makes my blood boil.
My material comes out of my life so it’s not uncommon for my field experiences to become a part of my regular show. Crowds at home really want to know what’s going on outside what they see on the news. People come up after every show and want to know all about my tours. They ask how the troops are and what’s it like over there? They are really concerned and interested in how our soldiers are doing. I kinda feel like the middleman exchanging pleasantries back and forth.
The logistics of actually getting overseas ranges from the simple to the most complex.
For most tours, we fly the main leg of the trip commercial then it’s time to ‘soldier up’. On one trip, our commercial flight had problems and we got diverted to Russia but we couldn’t leave the airport for almost twenty-four hours till another plane was ready. We all felt like Tom Hanks in that movie where he’s stranded at the airport. Once we are ‘in country’, we are pretty much considered in the military and get to ride like the troops but if there is an emergency, then all personnel and equipment are diverted and we sit on the sidelines till all is secure. We do get a security briefing, which is much more than a handshake and bottle of water. They want us to be as prepared as they are in the event of an emergency and depending on the venue the amount of briefing varies. Let’s just say, we’re trained and ready for combat should the need arise. I truly have never felt safer than when I am with the troops. We’ve done so many odd venues. We did a show if front of a land mine field, Saddam’s palace, and a coliseum in Greece, on a flatbed, in the mud and in the rain. The great thing about comedy shows is that we can go almost anywhere unlike a band or another type of group that need instruments, sound gear, lights and more than a few people to pull it off. I was on one tour that was under lockdown so the band couldn’t perform with all their lights and sound so we just did a makeshift show in the dark telling jokes to the soldiers. With comedy, we can adjust to just about any situation. We don’t need a sound check, just turn on the mic and let’s go and if we don’t have a mic, then we do it the old fashioned way and project to the back of the room.
As for the unpleasantries of war, I have seen more than I would have ever wanted to that’s for sure but it’s not nearly as much as the men and women serving our country. It’s not something that I, or most soldiers care to discuss or share. If you’ve been there, you know and if you haven’t then it’s probably best not to ask someone who has been there what they’ve seen. War is hell and the details can lead to judgement. It’s hard enough returning home without reliving the horrors. There is a common sense of what you should and shouldn’t do or talk about We are all a part of the same team so it’s important to know your boundaries. Obviously, you wouldn’t want to pull a “Heraldo” by going on the news, draw a map and say, “Look everyone, I’m right here and we’re sneaking up on the bad guys”.
With that in mind, the first time I went overseas was to Bosnia during some very tough political times. We were on alert from snipers 24/7. Much like Hilary but without the publicity. It really showed me the good and bad side of doing these tours and confirmed for me how important these shows are to the men and women serving our country. When you’re under fire, the mundane annoyance of everyday life really doesn’t matter, as you truly have to live in and for the moment. This is why the troops really get a kick out of the comedy shows. There is not much laughter and enjoyment in their life during an active war so they cherish what little they have.
Since then, I’ve tried to do several tours each year. Some years, I’ve done seven or eight tours and each one is usually two to three weeks at a time. One recent tour was thirty days in Afghanistan. Kinda sounds like the title of a movie or really bad nightmare. Because of the war, the last few years the tour have been mostly Southwest Asia: Afghanistan, Saudi, Egypt, Israel, Abu Dubai, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain, Jordan but I’ve also done all of Europe, Japan, Iceland, Greenland, Korea, Micronesia…basically, if there are American troops somewhere, I’ve been there. At first my wife wasn’t always thrilled that I’m heading out to a war zone to tell jokes but she understands and supports me when I do go and wants to do her part as well. We have several pending tours coming up again throughout the year and she is going to go out on one with me. She recently starred in the movie thriller China Dolls that I wrote and directed and she (Linda Vu) will go out and host the shows and do a meet and greet autograph session afterwards. My website has my current schedule and I always try and blog, post pictures of my tours to keep it current. www.donbarnhart.com
Both my brother and brother-in-law served and my dad was in the reserves so I feel like the military is a big part of my family. When I do a meet and greet after the show, I always try and find out what the soldiers want to talk about and what’s on their mind. Every once in awhile, you meet someone who really needs a friend. Sometimes they need to talk and sometimes they just want to be entertained or reminded of home.
People always ask me to describe my act or to tell them a joke. My act is story driven by punch lines. Like before I left to go overseas, I had to get vaccinated and they gave me a shot for Anthrax. Now I can eat worry free at any Taco Bell for the next twenty years… I grew up in Los Angeles and got fed up with the fake people and pretentious attitude so I moved to Las Vegas. We were poor growing up and I’m finally glad my mom turned sixty-five because she’s been using a fake id to get the senior citizen’s discount for years.
One of the greatest thrills is getting feedback from the soldiers. It’s great to take pictures and do handshakes after the shows. And now with the Internet, Facebook and Myspace, many of the soldiers I meet send me pictures and emails to stay in touch. I’ve made so many great friends with the soldiers and I still tour throughout the states and it’s so cool when a guy or girl comes up and says that they saw me overseas. It means they made it home and that brings a smile to my face.
You don’t really spend too much time thinking about the security issues or threats. We get fully briefed so I feel we are ready for whatever comes our way. I try and stay focused on giving the best show I can no matter the conditions. Remember, we get to go home in a week or two so no matter how tough we have it as entertainers, the troops have it even tougher and we are here for them. There’s a great saying, if you’re looking at the obstacles, your not focused on your goal. The soldiers make it safe for us to do our jobs.
There really have never been any harrowing experiences or close calls unless getting shot at and having missiles flying all around you is frightening. I do have some horror stories but it’s not something I choose to focus on. I try and find the funny in it if I can, that’s part of being a comic. There was this one time though. I guess my worst experience while entertaining overseas was eating some unwashed fruit in Turkey. We had just started the tour and I couldn’t stand for more than a few minutes without having to run to the bathroom but as they say, the show must go on. We had 3 comics on that tour and I told them to just be ready, as I would do as much time as I could then run off the stage and launch my own weapon of mass destruction. There was this foul cloud following me around. I felt like Peg Pen from the Peanuts cartoon. Anyway, after a few of my sprints, the crowd actually got into it and it became a part of the show. They were actually timing me as to how long I could stay before sprinting to the bathroom again. Let me tell you, I’m a pretty physical comic with lots of facial expressions and body movement and it’s not easy trying to be funny and squeezing your glutes at the same time.
Once we get on site, we try and work out and stay as fit as possible as these tour are really gruelling. We might travel 24 hours then have to do a show right away and we want to give our best so being out of shape doesn’t help. We usually do what the troops do. If they have volleyball, then we’re out there sweating it up or if it’s movie night, then we chill out an hang with them.
Each tour is different. If it’s a bigger base, we might be there for several days then branch out from there to do satellite shows to the smaller bases or just pop from on location to the next. It’s all based off of what is actually going on that day and whether there is an active battle or security threat. That’s what is so great about producing a comedy show as we can we go to a different base and then circle back later with little set up time unlike a band or bigger production style show.
My career sort of charted itself. I grew up the son of television director Don Lewis Barnhart who directed Mork & Mindy and Saved by The Bell. Hanging out on the sets of Los Angeles, I got the desire for doing comedy by hanging out and getting encouragement from Robin Williams and Jonathan Winters. I then got a job at the prestigious Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA where I became the house emcee, talent coordinator and manger at the age of 20 and got to work with and open up for Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, Tim Allen, Robin Williams, David Spade, Jim Carrey, George Lopez, Harry Anderson and many more of the top comedy superstars working today.
Ironically, comedy wasn’t my first choice. When I was 18, I was living in Hermosa Beach, CA surfing a lot doing nothing much with my life and I went to join the service and the recruiting office was closed. Turns out it was Memorial Day and I was pulling a Jeff Spicolli. Anyway, on the way home I saw a help wanted sign at a comedy club and went in and got hired as a doorman. I only worked one night a week so I would go in and help out, bussing tables, video taping the acts and just being there all the time so I could watch the greats and then one night the emcee got sick I went on and later when I started doing comedy full time I promised myself that if I ever made a living doing stand up I would do something to support our troops. If it weren’t for comedy, I’d be scrubbing the deck on an aircraft carrier or something.
With encouragement from the other comics, I left the security of the club to pursue his own dream and I haven’t looked back and I average over 250 days a year performing on the road. I was just nominated Best Comedian in Las Vegas and I’m the Creator and Host of The Freedom of Speech Comedy Show. I am the writer, director and star of the indie film, China Dolls, and just finished writing and will star in the upcoming comedy film, Freeloader. In 2007, I was the grand prize winner of the short lived American Idol Comedy Contest and I’ve been fortunate to appear on every major comedy show from NBC to Comedy Central and MTV and I’m a regular on The Bob & Tom Show, XM and Sirius Satellite Radio.
My wife and I formed Don Barnhart Entertainment specializing in independent TV/film productions and we have one of the premier booking agencies for comedy shows for the military, colleges and corporate events and I’m a consultant to the top comedy clubs across the country.
If you would like more information about myself or to book a comedy show, please check out our website for more information.
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What career is better nurse or firefighter?
I am about to go to college and ive narrowed my career choices to two which are nursing or a firefighting, I heard nurses are sometimes better paid but I was told by my friend that male nurses have a difficult time finding a job since female nurses get the job more often is this true do male nurses have a difficult time getting a job should I go with firefighting plz help? Would appreciate opinions
Can a career firefighter fill in empty time?
Say, there are no calls, and and they are at the station and there is no paper work to do, things are cleaned, can they work on other things like paper work or on a laptop, like for another job and such? At least until there is another call?
Happiness Despite Problems: How To Find Happiness And Turn Your Life Around
Ever wonder how some people can work under pressure and still have a smile on their face? Or how some people remain genuinely pleasant, even though their plans don’t exactly push through? The answer is simple. These people know the secret to happiness despite having problems.
You must be thinking. Good for them. They must have a really nice job, a high-paying salary, a generous boss and a wonderful work environment. It’s not that difficult to find happiness when you can easily pay your bills or when you have your dream job. How does this concern me? I only have a regular job, a regular pay, a crappy cubicle and an even crappier superior… How do I turn my life around for the better?
Well, the answer lies in you yourself. Don’t sound so surprised. You don’t need all those grand dreams to be happy where you are. Those rewards will come in time. Believe it or not, you can achieve happiness despite any problems that may come your way.
How Do You Deal With Your Situation?
The first thing you have to do to achieve happiness despite problems is to accept your situation. Don’t pine for the lives of others. If you keep on looking at your neighbor’s grass, you’ll only strain your neck and miss out on possibly finding happiness in your own garden.
Take the time to see where you’re at. And I mean, really look at what you have. Everyone has something of value. Whether it’s in the form of connections, of friends, of insights or of opportunities, everyone has something worthy. Be grateful for the things you have.
Accepting what you have allows you to see things clearer. Instead of spending the day grousing about your job, take a few minutes to appreciate the positive elements in it. Despite having a stingy boss, don’t you find solace in your fellow employees? Despite earning salaries at minimum rate, aren’t you picking up a lot of invaluable work experience?
There are a lot of things you should be grateful for. If you have a family, be thankful that you’re all still together. If you have a roof over your head, be grateful for that, too.
There’s an Ancient Persian quote that says: “I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet.” This goes to show that even though you think you’re burdened with problems, you should still count your blessings and show your appreciation towards what you have, no matter how trivial you might think they are.
Do You Know Your Own Purpose?
One of the key steps to achieving happiness despite having problems is to discover what your purpose or contribution is to your family, society, or company. For example, your job isn’t just a grueling 9-5 routine. It serves a bigger purpose. Without your job, the company would not be able to function well. Find the meaning behind your work and you’ll soon find yourself motivated to perform your best. You’ll have a better reason to wake up every morning and you’ll have more energy to complete the tasks assigned to you.
Think about firefighters for example. Why do you think men and women on the fire brigade are so passionate about their jobs? Obviously, it’s not the safest occupation in the world. But if you ask many of these brave individuals, they’ll tell you one common thing. Lives are at stake. It’s their duty to save as many lives as they can. Firefighters are clear about what they’re supposed to do. They help others. Period.
The problem with most people who are unhappy with their way of life is that they don’t know what they’re supposed to do. Sure, they have a list of tasks to fulfill and they might even finish the list promptly, but as to what their purpose in life is… Their mind draws a blank.
Think about your job. Think about the people closest to you. When you think about others for a change, you might be surprised at how easy the answers will come to you.
How Big A Difference Does A Small Step Make?
Achieving happiness despite being surrounded by problems doesn’t call for you to take grand leaps of faith. Not all the time, anyway. Even a small act of kindness can uplift your day. A quiet shift of thought can do miracles for your mood. And even a small dose of sugary confections can change your world entirely.
Everything you need to turn your life around is in your hands. Everything is just a matter of perception. When you’re unhappy, you tend to ignore the little things. You finish your cup of coffee at an alarming rate and hurry back to your desk with a frown on your face.
For once, why don’t you take your time in the snack room and savor the aroma of your coffee? Even ten minutes of peace can have an impact on the rest of your day. Take time to appreciate the beauty that surrounds you. Or call an old friend to meet with you for lunch.
Achieving happiness despite problems is not a difficult thing; and yet so many people seem to have a hard time with it. While there’s no such thing as a perfect world, you always have full control over yourself, your attitude and your mindset.
Jeremy Gislason, owner of SureFireWealth Inc, the publisher of the self improvement series at http://www.mindmaptoriches.com certainly has the right mindset to be teaching others. A great Self Help Book “Mindmap to Riches” series can change the course of one’s life.
Should I become a Firefighter/Paramedic?
I am a 23 year old recent graduate of the University of San Diego. I doubled majored in Business Administration and Sociology. I have always wanted an exciting heart pumping profession and for the longest time I thought a career in law enforcement like the FBI or Federal Marshals was going to be it but after some brief internships in law enforcement I realized it wasn’t for me.
I run my family’s beef cattle ranch part time up in Julian, CA and I make enough money for now to live on but I know I need a career. I just finished an internship with Merrill Lynch to see if the financial field was my calling but I got way too bored sitting at a desk all day.
A buddy of mind is going to medic school to become a firefighter paramedic and it sounds pretty exciting. The hours of a firefighter could probably let me keep running my family’s ranch as well without bailing on them. So. Cal firefighters do make some decent salaries as well.
Anybody have any thoughts on this. What should a guy with a 4 year degree but a thirst for an adrenaline rush of job do in my situation???
How to Choose Your Career, Use the Passion Test
I just looked at my kindergarten picture book. In it are pictures of my classmates, and written alongside each picture is a paragraph that lists our dream jobs. Most of the students listed the jobs that their parents were doing. I listed “I want to be a green house builder.” That’s why my Dad was doing at the time. Other jobs included: Firefighter, Astronaut, Policeman, Soldier, and even the ambitious, President of The United States.
Over time and with the usual demands of life – school, marriage, mortgage, kids, etc – most people usually end up with a job that pays the bills, instead of a job that they really desired and feel satisfied in.
I recently read a book titled, “The Passion Test.” The author, Janet Attwood, beautifully describes the fulfilling and joyful essence of following, and then doing your passions for life as your actual career. It’s an interesting idea, one that most people have never thought about or are too afraid to do.
In high school, I grew up on the beach and was surrounded by the influence of drugs and alcohol. I saw how easy money was made through drug sales and how it gave those involved a lot of nice material things. I saw how they didn’t have to work and could travel and surf everyday. I felt a little jealous about it all because I had to work for almost minimum wage and could only surf once day. I was raised knowing to stay away from drugs and alcohol and anything related to it. But for some reason, the idea of how easy money was being made and the freedom it gave, never left me.
The attention and consistent thought of making easy money remained with me through college. During that time, I was hired on to an internet marketing company and began to work with businesses who sold products online. I again saw how through the internet, people were making millions of dollars, and many of them were working out of there home.
Around that time, I came across “The Passion Test” and read it through in only a few days. During which, it dawned on me that I was, without me knowing, following my inner passions of easy money and the freedom it gave. I was learning how to do it on the internet, which would create the opportunity to experience the freedom to come and go as I please and most importantly surf everyday.
It’s amazing how we never realize what our inner thoughts and feelings are urging us to do. Most often, we are caught up in what we feel is the “right” thing to do, or to follow what others say we should be doing. But if we learn to listen to what our heart enjoys and to what brings us peace in this life, and if we have the patience and courage to follow it, we will then be in the career that as kids we would dream about.
There are many books and tutorials on finding your inner passions. “The Passion Test” is definitely recommended. There are many more steps besides simply knowing what your dreams are, there is work involved. But the work is enjoyable because it becomes a part of your passion and dreams.
So take the first action step today. Make a list of what you feel your passions for life are, and be sure to write them down. Then spend 20 to 30 minutes online and do a search for “following your passions” or “how to live your passions” and just read the material that comes up, it will make you feel good. From there, just see what happens. Don’t judge yourself or make expectations. Things will flow on their own. The important step is to do just that, take a step.
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The Next Time You See a Firefighter
Give him a kiss. Well, if you’re a man, a handshake will do. Think about it. You don’t call 911 unless you’re having a bad day. Unless it’s a law enforcement issue, you’ll be connected to the fire department and, whatever your problem, you’ll expect them to help you. Unless it’s something really stupid, in fact even if it is something really stupid, they will be on their way ASAP.
Firefighters have an amazing amount of training, an incredible range of skills, and a level of physical conditioning, which no one ever thinks about.
Twenty-five years ago, 80% of calls to the fire department were about fire. Today, approximately 10% are about fire and the rest are about health problems, traffic accidents, construction accidents, explosions, spills, trapped hikers, people in rivers. The list goes on and on.
The L.A. County Fire Department receives as many as 1,500 911 calls a day, and that excludes calls to L.A, City Fire. If you have fallen off your roof, cut off your finger, or spilled hot grease on yourself in the kitchen, you should hope a paramedic shows up (he will). If you are trapped in an automobile accident, you should hope they know how to use the Jaws of Life or a K2 Rotary Saw (they do). If you get zapped on a high power line, you should hope someone will know how to get you down (they will). If you are trapped in a structure fire, you should hope they understand what kind of fire it is (electrical, flammable liquid, gas, or just plain combustible materials), understand how to fight it, know where to cut ventilation holes, how to revive you, and how to keep you alive until medical help arrives (they do).
If you are being swept away in a flash flood, or have fallen down the side of a mountain, you should hope they know their ropes and knots and remember their rappelling skills (they do) and that they are not afraid to come after you (they are not). If a wildfire is coming to your neighborhood, you should hope they understand weather patterns, fuel models, humidity indices (they do) and that they are ready to be dropped from helicopters onto mountain sides to cut fire lines to stop the blaze (they are).
The physical demands are incredible. Full turnout gear and respirators can weigh 50 pounds. Try climbing up a two-story ladder wearing that. Try dragging an additional 50 pounds of (empty!) fire hose. Try holding onto a fire hose pumping 150 gallons per minute. Try carrying someone the size of a football player out of an inferno.
When firefighters ask, “How can I help you?” they really mean it. That’s how they get their kicks. This is a group of positive thinking, “can do” men (and a few women). When the tone sounds in the firehouse, it’s an opportunity to go out and get killed or injured. They don’t stop to consider whether they should respond, or to find someone else to handle the problem. When the tone sounds, they are on their way, that’s what “first-responder” means, and they will rely on all of their training and skills and physical endurance to help you. Need them at 2:00 in the afternoon? No problem. Need them at 2:00 in the morning? Still no problem. Cat up a tree? No problem.
Firefighters never stop training and learning and one of them could someday save you in one of a hundred different ways. For a firefighter it’s not a job, it’s a life. An old firefighter’s phrase says, “Let no firefighter’s ghost return to say his training let him down.”
Finally, just so you know, here’s the history of the Maltese Cross, which is the badge of a firefighter. When a group of crusaders known as the Knights of St. John fought the Saracens in the holy land, they were faced with a new weapon unknown in the West. When the Knights moved to the walls of Jerusalem, they were hit by glass bombs containing naphtha. The Saracens then dropped burning torches on them, burning them alive. The surviving Knights were awarded a cross similar to the ones worn by firefighters today. The Knights of St John lived on the island of Malta, and the cross became known as the Maltese Cross. Today it is our symbol of protection.
So, next time you see a firefighter, give him a kiss, or shake his hand.
Kurt Kamm writes novels about fires and firefighters. A resident of Malibu, he has lived through several wildland fires. He is a regular visitor at the fire camps, stations and training academies of L.A. County Fire Department and CalFire. To learn more about his novels, One Foot in the Black, and Red Flag Warning, visit Kurt Kamm.
